my brother is an overdramatic fuck. he does it for attention so i do the complete opposite and ignore him. he comes in and says something like 'im hungry'. -pause- -BURP- -leaves with big obnoxious stomps-
wtf, man, wtf.
i havent done much all day. yeah guilt has started setting in. oy. i made an omelette for myself. it was good. and i have this urge to see vanity fair again. damn you jonathan rhys meyers and tom sturridge lol.
"are you drinking one percent milk because you think youre fat? you could drink two percent if you really wanted to."
"i caught you a delicious bass"
"youre just jealous because ive been talking to babes online all day"
"tina you fat lard, eat your dinner!"
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