kill the drama.

i have a fear of hobos. specifically the ones who stalk and attack. so on the subway today, i was innocently sitting with my headphones on, listening to SoCo. lovely scene, isnt it? so one guy comes thru the sliding doors, and hes perfectly normal. a second later, this MASSIVE HOBO IN A RIPPED XXXXXXXL GREEN TSHIRT COMES IN WITH A TIRE OF FAT STICKING OUT comes thru and roars "IVE BEEN HOMELESS FOR 6 YEARS AND TEN MONTHS PLEASE GIVE ME A DIME" and as he walks past me in a gangly fashion, we all realize that his hairy ass is hanging out. as soon as he was far enough, i got up and ran to the next car cuz i was scared out of my mind. that was a truly scarring experience.

posted by Jennie @ 12:37 AM